Cold Blooded


How could anyone be so cold?

I tell you what, this chameleon is one cold-blooded son of a bitch. And not just because he uses exothermic means to control his body temperature. There’s that, sure. But we mean he’s a cold-blooded killer. Just look at him. Clearly he’s a hitman for the lizard mob or something.

Yes, we understand that his body temperature varies with the weather, meaning that he is scientifically cold blooded. But that’s not what we’re focusing on here. We’re saying he’s deadly. Don’t cross him. In fact, don’t even look at him. He’s a freakin’ psycho.

A psycho who warms his internal temperature by basking on sunny rocks.


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